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"Retarded" grandparents
RETARDED GRANDPARENTS - (this was actually reported by a teacher)
After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used
to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to
Florida . Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look
like grass. They ride Around on their bicycles and wear name tags because
they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wreck
center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't
do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and
down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little
old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes
they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks,
they just eat out.
And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds. Some of the
people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get
out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says
that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my
retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people
out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
Um ... okay ...
Pancakes and rofls!
That's awesome!
lmfao! I want to be retarded too!
Cheers,
Simon
Simon, you are. LOL JK.
Oh how terrible lollol. Little children make the funniest things out of things they don't understand sometimes.
Lmao! I should visit this more offten Roflmao!
Oh, how adorably ignorant. Or vice versa perhaps? lol!